Thursday, November 1, 2007

Chapter Two - The search continues....

"Now my pet, tell me all about yourself, you obviously have good taste, seeing as I have two lightening bolts for you."

"Hee hee. I can't keep my mind on complicated quantum physics with you around Tommek."

Yes folks we have another knowledge sim. No wonder I couldn't keep them apart. Can't fight destiny I suppose. One day though, I'll make sure destiny gets whats coming to it. Yeah....

For a supposedly logical unemotional sim, Tommek is a master of the wooing. Not only is Breanna swept off her feet, but he also manages to score a dream date....

"You should be ashamed of yourself, fornicating like rodents in a public place. Think of the children! Why wont anyone think of the children?!"

"Oooph. While I appreciate the insight of your age, hasn't anyone ever told you to take the bricks out of your purse before you play pillow fight woman?"

And he also valiantly defends his lady love from the local dragon. He's a regular knight in shining armor. And you thought chivalry was dead.

Okay chivalry is dead, dead and buried and pushing up daisies. Let the spawn of faeries reign supreme.

And this is Tommek's reward for being such a good boy. He can't help it if the athletic career fails to show up in the rassenfrassen newspaper. His very first Thinking Cap. I'm so proud.

"I do believe this new device that mysteriously teleported onto my lawn is the shizznit, as the young people say these days. All I want to do is sit and read the same book over and over. It's amazing!"

Like a good little knowledge sim Tommek immediately puts his new thinking cap to good use.

"Excuse me? They do have sports teams on this planet don't they?"

I'm positive that they do. Just, yeah your luck sucks.

"Well, I'm not getting any younger you know. I can't be inducted into the hall of fame if I have incontinence."

Pleasant, aren't you?

The next day....

"You know I hate the military don't you?"

We're trying Tommek, we're trying. How 'bout you make some more moves on Breanna?

"Oooh goody!"

"My darling I've been thinking. I've had no luck finding a job in my dream career, and I need something to do around here. How about you and me try living in delightful sin before we get married?"

"Hee hee Tommek, it sounds great. I've only got $285 and a DJ booth, but I'm sure we'll make it work."

Well Breanna had a little more than just the DJ booth, we kept the Pancake TV and the Big stereo and sold the rest, and ended up with around $14,000. We sent her back downtown for a make-over. Be sure to tune in next time to see the new and improved house, and the new and improved Breanna.

Name: Breanna GilsCarbo
Aspiration: Knowledge
Star Sign: Virgo (creepy innit?)
LTW: Criminal Mastermind
Turn-ons: Black hair, good at cleaning. Turn-off: Fatness (Changed using her potion)
Personality: 9 Neat, 2 Shy, 6 Active, 3 Playful, 7 Nice.


SirenPrincess said...

Cool. I like him with Breanna.

Infinity-Nevermore said...

I find your Vulcan/faerie founder quite delightful. He's a handful, just like my sims. Breanna is beautiful for a townie. Yeah, that first thinking cap is a real achievement, especially with Knowledge Sims

Melissa said...

I love your sense of humor. Although not Star Trek fan myself (I know .. don't strike me down), I enjoyed reading this.

ASimWen said...

Ah how have to do something that is not in the dream career. Heheh Good financial score with Breanna!

Galena said...

""hasn't anyone ever told you to take the bricks out of your purse before you play pillow fight woman?""

I love this quote. I'm really enjoying this.